Hello All…
As I had already expressed my cravings to make ‘him’ shave
for the date, an idea struck me this time… why not I let my man express his
cravings for me… or how about I do a voice over for him, for a change, with a lil wit… :P and here it goes… have fun reading… :P
I recommend you to read this in a
soft husky manly voice.. no girly girly stuff allowed… ;)
‘I was too excited to return home from work cos we had our lil weekend
plan…. and yeah, I have been looking forward to this very day this whole week. But reaching home and
seeing her, made me a complete turn off. Gosh! She is with un-waxed arms… I wish she had opted for her hair removal
today. But how come she dint do her waxing, I wonder, of all days why today?
This is certainly not her… What happened? Is everything alright? Or is she
trying to say something with this?? Or was she too busy to pamper herself??
So many things rambling in my tiny head…
There was no enough time to simply ponder over my thoughts. So I
hurried to the super market next to my home and bought her the Gillette satin
razor and hid it in my pocket… cos I needed the right time to point it out and
that too to make her feel special for the evening…. She is a cool and a sporty woman but you know, I must make sure
that she doesn't feel any awkward about my irked feelings…
You may think I am bit selfish or greedy… what ever you call me,
I don’t care… and that too when it is to make my girl look like a beauty queen
to my eyes…
Well… well, I bet you should know how she persuaded me to sacrifice my stubble, why not I take some time now to tease her back… hmm, but still without spoiling our evening mood ;) I am all set… and the scene goes…’
Dreamy
me… Oh… she is my darling,
I
wanna wake up with every morning…
Creamy
her, hmm... the one I crave
Who
brings me the tidal wave.
For
tonight, I waited all day
To
be with her in every way
Just
to hold her hands
And
hug her to dance.
But
oh… oh, my bad
Gosh,
she isn't that fad
Sigh!
My eyes turn blur
Oh
no… this is not her…
How
come she doesn't shine?
I
wonder while I pour down my wine…
You
know, she is too cool
The
only one who makes me drool.
Today
she let me confused
Here
I sit like a bulb that is fused
All
these time, I ponder why…
Uff,
she is making me a fish fry.
Oops…
is this a punishment…
To
point me out what she meant?
Dazed
and touched my cheek
C'mon,
there is nothing to eek…
Yeah,
today I was brave
And
I did have my shave
But
hey, this isn't like my stubble
She
is no way to blast with a bubble
I
can only think of a scary jungle
Where
no time to merry a jingle…
Here
comes my time to tease her
Baby,
why wrapped in fur?
Yeah,
I did sing the rhyme
To
which she would never chime
Ba Ba
black sheep have you any wool?
Oh
Ma’m, fill my empty bags full.
Grrr,
she went mad at me
Ha
Ha, this ain't funny
She
pushed me back to fall
Making her face, she rushed to the hall
Making her face, she rushed to the hall
I
laughed and pulled her close
To
smell her beautiful rose
I
winked and touched her puffy lips
And
kissed them to give her beauty tips
After
all, she is all mine
If
not me who else will entwine?
I
slid in my pocket to hand her the Gillette
Hoping
she wont fry me in the fillet.
Cos
that’s the only way I let her rush
To
become the painting I like to brush
Now she understood…
And
ready to do what is good
She
kissed me with romantic mood
There
lies the candle lit table and the food
Thank
God, everything fall in place
I
give a nod as it goes in its own pace
Earlier,
I did bravely what she asked for
Now
comes her time to do what I craved for
We
both had a big smile and gale
Indeed
it is a happily ever after tale…!
‘Do
I need to tell you the aftermath scene?? C'mon… Its Censored, Buddy…’ ;)
The
Curtain falls…!!!
Very romantic and cool poem with breezy light moments ;) :P....Loved the poem especially!
ReplyDeleteThanks Akash for your lovely comment and am glad that you're my blog buddy now. :-)
DeleteI had fun reading! beautifully written :)
ReplyDeleteAll the best for the contest :)
i know this is way too amateurish compared to the other entries in the contest lol. jus for fun i wrote this :-) will see if this is gonna fetch me anything nice ;-)
DeleteThanks Valli, and am glad you too had the same fun which I got when I was writing this. Happy Weekend. :-)
Wonderfully written!
ReplyDeleteAll the best, Meera:)
Thank you, sir.. your latest skywatch photo is simply amazing.. am speechless. :-)
DeleteMy initial thought was: 'Now here is a post that is going to have a rat's nibble woven into it... is it some horror story with Gillette playing a role in it?'
ReplyDeleteBut when I saw 'Ba Ba Black Sheep' as the title, I was, to be frank, a tad disappointed. The post, however, is not disappointing at all...it is full of human zest and verve and dreams. Loved it!
Arvind Passey
www.passey.info
Even i too felt the same when i kept this title 'ba ba black sheep' - mysterious one isn't it? no one will expect such a teasing poem here when they click it.. :P its like some interesting caption to bring people here and to have a fun read..
Deletewell now i guess that this title alone brought you here to my space.. am indeed happy you dropped by and left your comment. welcome to my blog, sir.. :-)
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ReplyDeletehaha.. whats your awww for? happy or otherwise? ;-)
DeleteWOW. That is wonderfully written indeed. My best wishes dear. :)
ReplyDeleteBig smiles.. an appreciation from a poet himself. Thanks so much, Deepak. Welcome to my space :-)
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wow.. am i dreaming?? ooh... I guess am not.. this sounds cool and honored.. :-) Thanks so much for the nomination, Akash. I will write my liebster post soon.. cant wait to flaunt my blog with its own 'favorite' badge.. hehe. ;-)
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DeleteGosh!!
ReplyDeleteBa Ba Black sheep will turn like this. I have never imagined.
It was a visual-like verse.
Surbhi Bafna
http://surbhibafna.blogspot.com
Silly smiles.. Take you miles :)
Thanks, Surbhi. I am glad you liked it and also for you becoming my blog buddy. I welcome you to my blog with a smile and cheerz :-)
DeleteHave fun.
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Hi Anjan.. How are you? Many congrats on your award. and I am glad you found me one among your favorites.
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