Ba Ba Black Sheep...

Hello All…

As I had already expressed my cravings to make ‘him’ shave for the date, an idea struck me this time… why not I let my man express his cravings for me… or how about I do a voice over for him, for a change, with a lil wit… :P and here it goes… have fun reading… :P

I recommend you to read this in a soft husky manly voice.. no girly girly stuff allowed… ;)

‘I was too excited to return home from work cos we had our lil weekend plan…. and yeah, I have been looking forward to this very day this whole week. But reaching home and seeing her, made me a complete turn off. Gosh! She is with un-waxed arms… I wish she had opted for her hair removal today. But how come she dint do her waxing, I wonder, of all days why today? This is certainly not her… What happened? Is everything alright? Or is she trying to say something with this?? Or was she too busy to pamper herself?? So many things rambling in my tiny head…

There was no enough time to simply ponder over my thoughts. So I hurried to the super market next to my home and bought her the Gillette satin razor and hid it in my pocket… cos I needed the right time to point it out and that too to make her feel special for the evening…. She is a cool and a sporty woman but you know, I must make sure that she doesn't feel any awkward about my irked feelings…

You may think I am bit selfish or greedy… what ever you call me, I don’t care… and that too when it is to make my girl look like a beauty queen to my eyes…

Well… well, I bet you should know how she persuaded me to sacrifice my stubble, why not I take some time now to tease her back… hmm, but still without spoiling our evening mood ;) I am all set… and the scene goes…’

Dreamy me… Oh… she is my darling,

I wanna wake up with every morning…

Creamy her, hmm... the one I crave

Who brings me the tidal wave.

For tonight, I waited all day

To be with her in every way

Just to hold her hands

And hug her to dance.

But oh… oh, my bad

Gosh, she isn't that fad

Sigh! My eyes turn blur

Oh no… this is not her…

How come she doesn't shine?

I wonder while I pour down my wine…

You know, she is too cool

The only one who makes me drool.

Today she let me confused

Here I sit like a bulb that is fused

All these time, I ponder why…

Uff, she is making me a fish fry.

Oops… is this a punishment…

To point me out what she meant?

Dazed and touched my cheek

C'mon, there is nothing to eek…

Yeah, today I was brave

And I did have my shave

But hey, this isn't like my stubble

She is no way to blast with a bubble

I can only think of a scary jungle

Where no time to merry a jingle…

Here comes my time to tease her

Baby, why wrapped in fur?

Yeah, I did sing the rhyme

To which she would never chime

Ba Ba black sheep have you any wool?

Oh Ma’m, fill my empty bags full.

Grrr, she went mad at me

Ha Ha, this ain't funny

She pushed me back to fall
Making her face, she rushed to the hall

I laughed and pulled her close

To smell her beautiful rose

I winked and touched her puffy lips

And kissed them to give her beauty tips

After all, she is all mine

If not me who else will entwine?

I slid in my pocket to hand her the Gillette

Hoping she wont fry me in the fillet.

Cos that’s the only way I let her rush

To become the painting I like to brush

Now she understood…

And ready to do what is good

She kissed me with romantic mood

There lies the candle lit table and the food

Thank God, everything fall in place

I give a nod as it goes in its own pace

Earlier, I did bravely what she asked for

Now comes her time to do what I craved for

We both had a big smile and gale

Indeed it is a happily ever after tale…!

‘Do I need to tell you the aftermath scene?? C'mon… Its Censored, Buddy…’ ;)

The Curtain falls…!!!